…because life tastes better when you spread the jam.

Archive for the month “June, 2012”

Golfers Are Fashion Models

“Please do not adjust your TV set–it’s only a golfer’s clothing.”

Facebook Is Like Heaven

Imagine gathering everyone you’ve ever known in one room.  No wait…don’t imagine that!  It’s too horrifying!

…or is it? 😉

WiFi: The Next Currency

Modern travelers think of WiFi the way ancient Saharan Beduins thought of an oasis or a watering hole.  Give us WiFi and we will like you!  Fail and you will taste our wrath. 😉

Have a Good One

If you’re going to have one, I hope it’s good! 😉

Your Dog’s Anal Glands NEED You!

I know I’m gonna hear it from all sides now:  Dog lovers will bark at me for being insensitive to the personal hygiene needs of pets and my friends will slam me for simply bringing up such an obscure and repulsive topic.  But let there be no question:  Mankind must maintain the canine population’s glands!!!  😉

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