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The FDA and Yak Snot

In my house, I am The Food and Drug Administration.  I tell my kids what is good for them and what’s not.  They think I’m a terrible ogre and they cry out to the heavens for reprieve from their oppressor.  The difference between me and the “experts” in Washington DC is that I was appointed by God! 😉

(no Yaks were injured or killed in the making of this video blog)

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Use Your Blinkers!

Until the human race develops telepathy, I think a mechanical device which which helps us indicate which direction you intend to go with our car is a good thing (DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, WOMAN WITH THE BIG HAIR IN THE BROWN, FORD ESCORT THIS MORNING AT THE INTERSECTION OUTSIDE MY NEIGHBORHOOD?!!!)

Sorry…I had to get that out of my system.

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